Saturday, September 11, 2010

Glenn Beckapalooza and Zombies

Based on my observations of the video of Glenn Beckapalooza, I have found five reasons why participants in Glenn Beck's not-at-all-related-to-MLK's-"I have a dream speech" day are like zombies.
5. They both move slowly.

4. They are pasty-white, pale and unhealthy-looking.

3. They group together in mobs and react badly to those not in their groups. (More noticeable in this video of a distinct but probably not unrelated group.)

3. They are prompted to action by others who use them for their own purposes.

And, finally, the number one reason:
1. They both need brains.

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